Annotation by Colonel Nogov on Mar. 31, 2015
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Where to even start with this one? Why does the federal government, congress, need to regulate toilets? Showers? Can we please just be left alone? I’m going to build a factory that makes illegal toilets. Yes. That’s what I’m going to do. I will have to sell them on the black market of course. I’ll meet you in a dark alley to sell you your toilet. You have to install it yourself of course. Don’t get caught installing your illegal toilet. Don’t hire a plumber, they might turn you in to the feds. I’ll make fake packaging to disguise the fact that there is an illegal toilet inside. Cash only. We’ll have to be extra careful so that the FBI doesn’t discover this criminal activity. I’ll have to disguise the factory too. I wouldn’t want to get swat teamed. I’ll have to employ extra people as spotters to get the heads up on any potential raid. An escape tunnel is prudent as well if a raid is imminent. I’m going to be rich running this black market operation. They feds will have to launch the “War on illegal toilets”. A special department will have to be created with billions in funding to fight the catastrophic damage my black market toilet operation is going to cause. Get your toilets here, but keep it quiet! Shh. – Colonel Nogov
