Article by Colonel Nogov on July 3, 2015
Ah! Independence Day! The day people in the United States celebrate freedom. Freedom as redefined by morons that is.
Here is the definition of freedom as defined by Merriam-Webster:
Freedom as defined by today’s peasantry:
3. Obeying the government
4. Paying your fair share of taxes
<example: He had freedom because he was a law abiding tax payer>
5. Obtaining permission from the government in the form of licensing before opening a business, getting married, traveling on government roads, etc.
<example he was free to marry because the government had granted him a license>
6. Dead Soldiers
